☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
☻At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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