Piano Jokes
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.
The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, ``If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!''