Double Reed Jokes
How do you get 5 oboes in tune?
Shoot 4 of them.
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.
What is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire.
What is the definition of a half step?
Two oboes playing in unison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the bassoon recital.
What's an oboe?
It's an ill wind that nobody blows good