Clarinet Jokes
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes him forever to find just the right bulb.
What's the definition of ``nerd?''
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
People cry when you chop an onion into pieces.