Guitar Jokes
What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
How do you make him stop?
Put notes on it!
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common.
Both suck when you plug them in.
How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?
Put a chart in front of him.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None--they just steal somebody else's light.