Accordion Jokes
If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first?
Who cares?
What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
New bumper sticker seen: ``Use an accordion--go to jail!''