Close Shave
A cowboy walks into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said - "I'll have a Razer shave and a shoe shine please." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The guy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time together." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "tell him yourself... he's the one shaving you!"
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