sardar : Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
sardar : For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
sardar : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
sardar : Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
sardar : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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