http://forums.bizhat.com/ Largest Joke Collection. Hear a funny joke or funny story? Post it here so everyone can have a laugh. en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:11:53 GMT vBulletin 60 http://forums.bizhat.com/images/misc/rss.jpg http://forums.bizhat.com/ http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32441-drunkard-phone-call.html Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:00:29 GMT A drunkar rings to a Brandy Shop Owner

DRUNKARD: "Hello Hello!, Is it bbbrandy shop ownner?"
OWNER: "yes sir, hic its me, who're you?"
DRUNKARD: "stupid...hic I'm dying of drinking man...hic "
OWNER: "Today is saturday, shop closed early, tomorrow sunday a holiday...so come on monday and take bottles..."
DRUNKARD: "stupid...hic..I'm dying of drinking man..."
OWNER: "what? can't you wait until monday? okay come to my house...I have 2 to 3 bottles...take them"
DRUNKARD: "stupid...you have 2 to 3 bottles? but I have 600 bottles..."
OWNER: "600 bottles? Then why did you call me?"
DRUNKARD: "That's not man....You locked me up...locked me up...in your shop while closing...come soon..hic..I'm dying of drinking man..."
OWNER: " WHAT? ARE YOU LOCKED UP IN MY SHOP? WAIT SIR...DON'T DRINK ANY MORE...I'M COMING AT ONCE..." ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes rameshxavier http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32441-drunkard-phone-call.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32329-joke-about-2-peanuts.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:32:43 GMT Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted...... Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted...... ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes VGPmaster http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32329-joke-about-2-peanuts.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32286-avoid-swine-flu.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:13:12 GMT Image: http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/604/swineflu1.jpg ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes netfree http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32286-avoid-swine-flu.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32285-sardar-mosquito.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:49:13 GMT Image: http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/504/sardar-war.jpg ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes netfree http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32285-sardar-mosquito.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/32265-dream-animals.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:51:42 GMT *Have a fun * Image: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qp4arnTKvaU/SwG0r4aV-RI/AAAAAAAAACE/-8YNBJMkCVg/s1600/zebre.jpg Image:... Have a fun








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you were pretty naughty/knotty last night ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes facebookhelp http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31885-rope.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31795-dasan-vijayan.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:28:35 GMT Image: http://blog.nijumohan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/image0012.jpg ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes rameshxavier http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31795-dasan-vijayan.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31794-malayalam-breaking-news.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:16:58 GMT Image: http://www.achumama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vs-gave-resignation-letter-to-pb.jpg ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes rameshxavier http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31794-malayalam-breaking-news.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31790-some-malaylis-accent-funny.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:03:08 GMT **Image: http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/1785/medium/kerala_food_6.jpg ** 1) What is the tax on a...


1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the Ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae(another style talk of MBA)

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto (Auto Rikshaw)

11) Where does a malayalai pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee (of course)



13) Name the only part of the world, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Absolutely “Kerala”

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
folding and re-tying the lungi( Really Funny)

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'


16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "



17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Malayalis to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.(Coconut Oil)

19) Pass it on 10 Malayalis to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs. (Banana Chips)

20) Pass it on to 15 Malayalis to get a set of Kemputar. (Computer) ]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes annie http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31790-some-malaylis-accent-funny.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31789-malayalam-funny-pictures.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:36:24 GMT Image: http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/513/funny_92.jpg Image: http://gallery.bizhat.com/data/513/funny_31.jpg Image:...



]]> Joke Forums - Share Jokes annie http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31789-malayalam-funny-pictures.html http://forums.bizhat.com/joke-forums-share-jokes/31788-funny-matrimonial-profiles-girls.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:11:12 GMT I bet u can't stop laughing after reading this.


These are Girls profiles taken from SOME MATRIMONIAL SITE. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

SO LET's HAVE A GR8 FUN


~ : Disclaimer : ~
I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart...

when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or

send u letter..

Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a

first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.

Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me

and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate

ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

(Zebra..???)


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