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gitelesgeraniums BizHat Newbie

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 6
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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You Can't Fool Mom!.
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates!" About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in HER OWN BED, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom. |
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indianbaba BizHat MOD

Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 5505 Location: India
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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The jokes were fantastic. the last one was repost.
Keep sharing. |
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Gali BizHat Newbie

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 30
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you for sharing
i agree with everyone
its really a good thing,and great idea |
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influx_2 BizHat Newbie

Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 2
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:32 am Post subject: |
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| yea thats cool. cant believe that |
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°·.♥.·°)prince_ BizHat Newbie

Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Kollam adipoli annu ketto |
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siamplayer BizHat Newbie

Joined: 28 May 2006 Posts: 11
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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HA HA HA....
I love it. |
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Agada BizHat Newbie

Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 3
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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haha thx u i loveit  |
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skillcs BizHat Newbie

Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 5
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha, that cracked me up |
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lesbakar BizHat Newbie

Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 5
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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| that one was great, keep on it |
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dj-rf BizHat Newbie

Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 2
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| You might be an Exxon Mobil victim if you ran out of gas more than 3 times on the way to work last week. |
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mallu.bizhat.com BizHat Newbie

Joined: 19 Sep 2004 Posts: 32
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:33 am Post subject: |
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Hahaha great joke. Post more.  |
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DeMage BizHat Newbie

Joined: 13 Apr 2007 Posts: 6
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Thnx i try it ^^
how du u have 13000 posts?? wow 0_o |
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harem BizHat Newbie

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 13
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| thanks man i needed that you cool thanks |
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Perfection BizHat Geek

Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 16582 Location: Pune
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: Nothing is impossible |
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| DeMage wrote: | Thnx i try it ^^
how du u have 13000 posts?? wow 0_o |
Nothing is impossible, try man. |
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tiger_romancy BizHat Newbie

Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 6
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:46 am Post subject: |
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| Thanks for the offer |
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