Forums Gallery Movies File Hosting Classifieds Jokes Free Hosting Free Blogs

Go Back   BizHat Forums > General Forums > Joke Forums - Share Jokes

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:38 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

whats orange and sounds like parrot?
CARROT
Reply With Quote
  #22 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:38 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

Two muffins are baking in an oven. First muffin says: "Gettin' a little hot in here, isn't it?" Second muffin says: "AHHhhhh!!! A talking muffin!!"
Reply With Quote
  #23 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:38 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!!!
Reply With Quote
  #24 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:39 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

Q: what did the baby corn say to the momma corn?
A: Where's pop-corn?
Reply With Quote
  #25 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:39 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

Q: what wobbles when it flys?
A. a jellycopter!
Reply With Quote
  #26 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

Q. What did the lettce say to the tomato? A.wheres the dressing room?
Reply With Quote
  #27 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

My story starts off with my ex-husband going duck hunting. First time ever. He came home with one duck and I was given the directions on how to clean it by our elderly neighbour. Well you are supposed to boil a pot of water and leave the duck in the water just long enough for the feathers to come off nicely. Hmmmm I placed it in the water and meanwhile the phone rang. It was my girlfriend and I left the kitchen and went into the living-room to chat. Well one hour later, I hung up the phone and that is when I smelled this awful odour coming from the kitchen. My duck!!! Yes, I dipped it in the water alright, only I cooked the darn thing with its feathers, guts and all. I removed it from the pot and it stood on its feet on my counter with its beak twisted sideways and looking like something out of this world. Was this my duck I was going to be so proud of? My very first duck! Oh my goodness you had to be there to see it. I cried and laughed at the same time. Mind you my ex did not think it was so funny!
Reply With Quote
  #28 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Reply With Quote
  #29 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:41 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

Why did a man cross the road? To eat the chicken
Reply With Quote
  #30 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2006, 03:41 PM
Senior Member
BizHat Addict
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 439
Default

two crisps were walking along the road and a driver said "would you like a lift" and the crisps said no were walkers
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT. The time now is 09:15 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.0