Funny S M S Messages

[divdal3]

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

[divdal3]

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!

[divdal3]

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

[gokkasten]

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

[scrup]

john 3:16- god gave away his only begoden son...."that is how we know jesus was black"

ps. got mighta created men 1st, but he sure did outdo himeslf on a fine job on the woman


"love, peace, and everything good"

[cyberslime]

"I think I was born to be a doctor, because whenever I see you, I just feel like taking your clothes off"

[masud choudhury]

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Give 'Laugh" 2 all.
But 'Smile' 2 One.
Give 'Heart' 2 all.
But 'Love' 2 One.
Give 'Cheeks" 2 all.
But 'Lips' 2 One.
Let everybody love you.
But you love One.

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[filisfigo]

☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

☻At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

[Silkovsky]

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[Katysmith]

wow .

its very nice and funny thread you have posted here

good luck