Sardar Jokes

[sanilss]

Funny Morning to you all!!!!!

SARDAR in ARABIA



A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got
arrested consuming alcohol which
is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
for the terrible crime they are
all sentenced 20 lashes each of the
whip.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today,
and she has asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your
whipping."
The German was first in line, he thought
for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my
first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome
and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an
admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!

[sanilss]

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

[sanilss]

The Diabetic Sardar


Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff.


Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

[sam007]

Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies
"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !"

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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel.


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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar
behind him in the
line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong. Its 1258."


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What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat


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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!


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What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..


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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar ?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.


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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke
paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'


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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he
suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta
tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'

[sanilss]

Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

[pratapsagar]

cool jokes..i ve a lots of jokes ,i ll be posting them soon

[ethanjames]

Haaahahahahahahah...ehhehehehheheheh....Is it jokes.. no no it's jokeeesssssss....what a funny sardar...

[asingreat]

ek joke suno
ek baar ek sardar ek freeze kharene ek dukan par gaya
lakin dukan wale ne use babhar nikal diya kaha hum sardaro ko chhez nahe dete hain
sardar ne socha chalo pandit ke besh me jata hun
lakein dukandar ne phir use dukan se nikal diya kahan hum sardaro ko freeze nahee bekte hain
sardar ne socha chalo ab burka pehan kar jata hun
par phir wahi hua
akhiri baar sardar ne socha is baar sare baal kat leta hun ek ankh podh leta hun aur dath od leta hun ab wah nahee pehchan payega par dukandar ne phir use nikal diya
takh harkar sardar ne poocha aapne mujhe pehchana kaise????



dukandar bola bahut asan jise tum freeze keh rahe ho woh asal me ek
washing machine hain!!!

[h@cker]

cool jokes

[LeifNisaan]

We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of
the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in
the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to
share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi . They rented a
taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys
being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to
tease the old man.

But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.
The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one
rupee extra and said,

''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I
listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad
taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and
are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you
one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come
across in this or any other city.'



My friend continued,*** '**** ****That one rupee coin is still
with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere**.'



MORAL : The secret behind their universal success, is their
willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A
Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba,
put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry,............
but he will never beg on the streets.

Isn't this very thought provoking ???