Marriage Jokes

rameshxavier · #1 (**permalink**) 05-20-2009, 10:29 AM

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
if he could arrange a divorce for him - 'very quick.'

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend
on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: 'Have you any grounds?'

POLE: 'JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home.'

LAWYER: 'No,' I mean what is the foundation of this case?'

POLE: 'It made of concrete.'

LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge?'

POLE: 'No, we have carport, and not need one.'

LAWYER: 'I mean, What are your relations like?'

POLE: 'All my relations still in Poland.'

LAWYER: 'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'

POLE: 'Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.'

LAW YER: Does your wife beat you up?'

POLE: 'No, I always up before her.'

LAWYER: 'Is your wife a nagger?'

POLE: 'No, she white.'

LAWYER: 'WHY do you want this divorce?'

POLE: 'She going to kill me.'

LAWYER: 'What makes you think that?'

POLE: 'I got proof.

LAWYER: 'What kind of proof?'

POLE: 'She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'.'

alexisj · #2 (**permalink**) 06-17-2009, 08:19 AM

I'd really love the joke guys...
Hahaha...it's really funny...

That's why I don't want a partner like that..
So thrilling and yet...so frightening..!

I'm gonna get a copy of that !

belablasko · #3 (**permalink**) 06-20-2009, 11:17 AM

hi.
nice joke

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!