Hahahah......... - Page 7

shweta · #61 (**permalink**) 10-12-2009, 12:02 PM

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

shweta · #62 (**permalink**) 10-12-2009, 12:04 PM

What�s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

kurobakaito · #63 (**permalink**) 10-12-2009, 02:17 PM

Ha haha Good jokes

rameshxavier · #64 (**permalink**) 10-13-2009, 11:44 AM

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

filght · #65 (**permalink**) 10-24-2009, 08:30 AM

really funny jokes

shweta · #66 (**permalink**) 10-28-2009, 03:34 PM

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time