The jewish board of directors

[khalili]

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since
childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business
together.
Schwartz says:
"OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says: "
" I will go for $200,000".
Ginsburg says:
"All right, I'll put in $1000."
Cohen says:
"If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO
of the corporation. You Schwartz, for your $100,000,
you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for
your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen:
"What is a Sexual Adviser?"
Cohen replies:
"When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."