Soviet Soldiers

[gheorghiu]

Ivan and Kolea where the best friends, as early as their military service. Betraying their vow to stay bachelors, Ivan made up his mind to marry. Of course, he wanted his best friend as guest at the wedding. Kolea firstly refused because they asked him to come clean and nicely dressed, but finally he came as they wanted.
"Thank you Kolea for coming. You proved that our friendship is still powerful".
"Yes, besides, with this opportunity, I found my old wool waistcoat".
"What waistcoat?"
"Do not you remember my waist which I used to wear under the uniform during those severe winters?"
"Yes, I am remembering now. Where did you find it?"
"Under my shirt."