Some malayli's accent !!!! Funny !!!

[annie]

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the Ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae(another style talk of MBA)

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto (Auto Rikshaw)

11) Where does a malayalai pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee (of course)



13) Name the only part of the world, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Absolutely “Kerala”

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
folding and re-tying the lungi( Really Funny)

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'


16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "



17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Malayalis to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.(Coconut Oil)

19) Pass it on 10 Malayalis to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs. (Banana Chips)

20) Pass it on to 15 Malayalis to get a set of Kemputar. (Computer)