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07-20-2005, 02:55 AM
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Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning? A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning! Q: What cat purrs more than any other? A: Purrsians! 
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07-20-2005, 02:56 AM
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Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T! Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? A: There was some money in the kitty! Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice? A: A purrfect meal!
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07-20-2005, 02:57 AM
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Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily! Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese? A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath! Q: What is another way to describe a cat? A: A heat seeking missile!
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07-20-2005, 02:58 AM
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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman! Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!
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07-20-2005, 02:59 AM
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Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby! Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister? A: An aunt-eater!
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07-20-2005, 03:00 AM
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Q: What do tigers wear in bed?
A: Stripey pyjamas! Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge? A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"! Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb!
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07-20-2005, 03:00 AM
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Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow! Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary? A: Shredded tweet! Q: Why do tomcats fight? A: Because they like raising a stink!
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07-20-2005, 03:01 AM
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Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger nuts! Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A: A catameringue! Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A: A caterpillar!
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07-20-2005, 03:02 AM
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Caterpillar Jokes
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes and pulls a tractor? A caterpillar tractor!
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07-20-2005, 03:03 AM
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What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow! What's green and dangerous? A caterpillar with a machine gun! What pillar doesn't need holding up? A caterpillar!
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