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Old 08-17-2005, 05:28 AM
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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl' - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?

" The man says: - "I am an Iraqi!"

The next day the newspapers says:

"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."


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