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Old 10-01-2005, 03:07 PM
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Default Types Of GIRLS

HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look
beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something.
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:44 AM
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Virus Girl: she make you feel so complicated all the time
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:23 PM
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lol! Nice. Sad to say, I have one of those server girls...
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Old 10-21-2005, 04:31 AM
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Default more girls

............and what about dvd girls?
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Old 10-23-2005, 09:06 PM
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very funny,I will translate it to Chinese and share it with more chinese guys.
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Old 10-30-2005, 08:59 PM
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It is a very good joke! :lol:
I wonder which type of girl boy like the most ? Is it RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
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Old 11-02-2005, 09:50 PM
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nice joke hmmm imma take this joke...lmao jk
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Old 11-07-2005, 05:16 AM
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Default Types of girls?

I hate old grannies. Old grannies do coke and make everybody have butt spasms. i say we let the bird flu turn em into chickens
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