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Old 10-18-2005, 07:03 AM
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Default Some good stuff.....

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is
sitting outside his
burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes
a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat
foxes."

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits
don't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After
few minutes, gnawing on
a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and
resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the
hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
wolves."

Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish
published, do you?"

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again
the rabbit returns by
himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to
typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you
doing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
bears."

Bear: "Well that's absurd! "

Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbit
introduces the bear to the
lion.

Moral:

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS;
WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU
HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson

In the context of the working world:

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT
MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR
BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT...
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Old 10-19-2005, 11:23 PM
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Looool
Wasnt expecting that
Thanks for the laugh
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