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shihab1919
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
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YOU A FORTUNE" |
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shihab1919
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." |
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shihab1919
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer:
"Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire" |
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shihab1919
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| Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: |
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor |
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tiger_romancy
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Joined: 11 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:49 am Post subject: |
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hahaha its not bad but i can't laugh  |
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G.O.D
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Joined: 11 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| shihab1919 wrote: | A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor |
lol that is rare xD |
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Ahrim
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Joined: 13 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| Dude i swear where did you come up with these? |
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pmsoni_mum
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:09 am Post subject: |
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if u see myself i've made my self a joke no no jokes  |
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BKnights
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Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| lol thats freaky :O... |
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lead2319
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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| very funny... where do you guys get this? |
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tiktakit
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem. |
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coolinfo
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Joined: 23 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Yo mama is so fat she has other fat mamas orbiting around her. |
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bigkat
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Joined: 10 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| a drunk goes into a zoo and looks at a rather fat zebra and says "tell the republicans and the emocrats to stop fuckin...their children are horrific." |
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koala
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Joined: 24 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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goood ones........
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