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Treckez
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| gitelesgeraniums wrote: | You Can't Fool Mom!.
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates!" About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in HER OWN BED, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom. |
Soz for reposting but i realy laughed mt ass off at this one, Nice joke. |
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thisisnao
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| thank i like joke mail |
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zumhua
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| you are great mannnn!!!!!!! |
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cybercity
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:12 am Post subject: |
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Doctor tells a Santa: U
have brain
tumour!
Santa: Yesss! Jumps in
joy.
Doctr: Why r u so happy?
Santa: It proves that I
have a brain |
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cybercity
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Teacher: Aapko Amir Khan
aur Kajol ki movie "FANAA" se
kya lesson mila.......? ???
Student: Andhi, Looli, Langdi.
Jo bhi mile patalo |
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cybercity
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo
teri YAD me Sare k sare
PAPA ne padh
liye.Sawera jab
hua,2 JUTE pad
gaye.Wo FASHION wale
BAL hava me ud gaye |
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cybercity
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:19 am Post subject: |
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jao jakar unse keh do ki wo meri TAQDIR se khelna chhod de ji...
arey hum to wo BADNASIB hai jo agar KAFAN ki Dukan khole to log marna chhod de ji... |
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wapmu
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Nice, bro  p.s. guteles wtf u doin ? xD |
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uitham
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| Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: nah |
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i aint gonna subscribe for joke mails 
sorry... |
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adigazit16
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| thanks for this! thank you! |
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