juice and pulp

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Our washing machine is broken. Perhaps, one could repair it, or maybe not, anyway, it was very old, so that my wife persuaded me to buy a new one, what we already did. Because the juicer was out of order for a longer time, following my wish, the wife of mine agreed to buy a new juicer as well. We chose one from which the juice pours in a cup and the pulp is eliminated in the other cup. We both decided that it is the ideal solution, because she likes the juice and I am a great admirer of the pulps. I know you did not understand much, because this is a joke with sense only in Romanian language. Here, the juice is a masculine noun, with the same meaning as in the English, while the word pulp is a feminine noun and it has more significations, that of thigh among them.