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Mistakes on a Resume
MISTAKES ON A RESUME these are hilarious!
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These are from actual resumes:
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know
of my immediate availability."
Qualifications:
"I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short
notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost
money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have
never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often.
Children: Various."
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning.
Couldn't work under those conditions."
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as
cockroaches."
"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous
employers."
SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer
does not know I am looking for another job."
"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in
meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:
"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."
"Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."
"Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."
"I'm a rabid typist."
LOVE VICHU
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