Online Dating Tips

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Thoughts for a happy life

God Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

Watch your thoughts, they become your words
Watch your words, they become your actions
Watch your actions, they become your habits
Watch your habits, they become your character.

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Know Male & Female behaviour

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Women's problems start with men - Menopause, Menstrual pain, Mental illness, 'Gaynaecologist', 'Histerectomy' etc.

A woman needs to know but one man well to understand all men; Whereas a man may know all women and not understand one of them.

Men will never understand women and women will never understand men. And that's the one thing that men and women will never understand.

When a woman gives a personal development book to another woman, the woman who receives it is honoured and thankful for a gift that may help her to improve. A man, however, may feel insulted and feel the woman is saying he's not good enough the way he is.

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About Men

Men loves to give advises and solutions.

If one man asks another man for advise, the man who is asked sees the request as a compliment.

Calling a plumber without first consulting the man of the house can be taken as a major insult.

Men like to forget about their own problems by looking at someone else.

Studies show that married men live longer than unmarried men, some men say it just feels longer!.

In Sweden by law, men have to sit while peeing in a public toilet.

Male brain has better spatial ability and problem solving capacity.

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About nagging wives

Nag = to annoy, worry, harass, hassle, henpeck, provoke, torment, bend someone's ear etc.

Let women learn how her tongue to rule.

Nag is a female noun without any male equivalents in dictionary.

Until the 19th century, English, American and European laws allowed for a husband to complain to the magistrate about his wife's nagging or scolding. If his case was found proved, his wife would be sentenced to the 'Ducking stool' - the offending women will be strapped into a seat and be dunked into the nearest river or lake for a predetermined length of time. (Ref. - British court record of 1592).

The last women to suffer the Ducking stool after being convicted of being 'a common scold' was Jenny Pipes from Leominster, England in 1809.

If the 'Ducking stool' wasn't considered punishment enough, there was even worse in store. Some women ended up being paraded around the town, as a warning to other women, with an iron mask, 'the brunks', clamped into their heads with a metal bar going into their heads with a metal bar going into their mouths to hold the tongue down.

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Why women nag at home ?

Nagging can be a cry for help. So .....

Are you listening to the other person?
Do you understand the other person's frustration?
Do you refuse to share the household activities because you are the bread winner in the home?

The woman who resorts regularly to nagging, however, is the one who feels powerless, frustrated and stuck.

Career woman who are happy and feel fulfilled in their work rarely nag at home.
Giving the nagger recognition for performing small, routine tasks eliminate most nagging.

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About men & women

The more a woman pushes, the more the man will resist
The more he resists, the more resentful she becomes.

For hundred thousand years, woman dressed to attract while men have dressed to frighten away their enemies. Men would paint their faces and bodies, put bones through their noses, wear a dead buffalo on their head and have a rock connected to the end of their penis!.

what can you tell about a well dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out his clothes.

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Men's bad habits

Men's habits women won't tolerate are farting, nose picking, burping, body odour, wearing ancient underwear (even at first night!) and crotch scratching.

Flatulence - An embarrassing by product of digest with foul smell. 96.3% of men admit to farting, while only 2.1% of women will ever acknowledge they fart.

Men fart 12 times a day and loose 1.5 to 2.5 litres of gas, while women fart 7 times a day and emits 1 to 1.5 litres of gas.

Fart gas is 50 to 60 % Nitrogen 30 to 40 % of Carbon dioxide, 5 to 10 % Methane etc. Warning : Farting can cause explosion in underground mines due to Methane.

Talking while eating cause air to be trapped in the system and cause excessive farting. Chew food very slowly, avoid talking and don't watch TV while eating.

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Read for a happy married life

Men relieve stress by disengaging the brain and thinking about something else.

Men and boys are addicted to anything that has buttons, moving parts, make sounds, has flashing lights and runs on batteries. Gift him a TV with remote, mobile phone, remote controlled toys, robotic dogs, video games, GPS navigational system, a car or a bike, computer preferably a laptop etc.

Never give a man or boy flowers or a nice card; they won't mean nothing to him.

Never talk to a man while he's having a wet shave, unless you mean to hurt him.

A man is twice as likely as a woman to be involved in a car accident while talking on a mobile phone.

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For the married

Women discuss every little thing in detail.

Women use silence to punish men, but men love silence.

If a woman wants to punish a man, the easiest way is to talk to him nonstop and keep changing the subject.

Women live an average of 7 years longer than men mainly because of a better ability to cope with stress.

For a man, woman's exaggeration can be frustrating because his brain relies on facts and data for understanding and he decodes words literally.

A woman thinks when a man doesn't talk much it means he mustn't love her because, for her, words are used to bond.

A man thinks a woman talks too much and is trying to interrogate him.

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Men's turn ons in priority order : Athletic body shape, sensual mouth, full breasts, long legs, rounded hips / small waist, hemispherical buttocks, attractive eyes, long hair, small nose, flat belly, arched back, arched vulva and long neck.

Men prefer looks to brains.

The bulk of breast is fat tissue that gives it the rounded shape and is not involved in milk production. Woman without children have pink nipples, mother have darker brownish nipples and monkey females don't have any breasts at all.

Men find rounded, peach shaped buttocks most attractive. Women's buttocks store large amounts of fat for use in breast feeding and is an emergency food storage in lean times, similar to camel's hump.

Protruding rears is an ancient signal of female sexuality that was so honoured in Greece that a temple was built to Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess with the beautiful buttocks.