The follwing jokes are in "Deccani" which is basically a mix of hindi,
urdu and the local dialect; majorly spoken in Bangalore. They are better
appreciated in that language.
Two friends go to a theatre, buy tickets and are about to enter the hall.
One of them remembers they forgot something, and says:
"Arey, thu jaakar seetaan pakad, mein jaakar beeDi lekaathun"
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A typical admonition to kids in villages, trailing behind their mothers:
"Aarey gaDaa, gaDaa"
("gaDaa, gaDaa" is a colloquial kannada words meaning fast, it is
very common to mix kannada and Deccani indescriminately)
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#1 One jhatka-wallah is riding on his jhatka ( horse-cart ), when suddenly
a scooter rider comes and hits the jhatka. The jhatkawallah gets real
mad and he gets down from the jhatka and confronts the scooterwallah :
" Kya ma ? Tumhare paas scooteran hain, brakesan hain, vuyy kehtey
lagathey, humey kya ghode ke lund pakadna hai kya ? "
( What Sir ? You have a scooter and you have brakes and you will apply
them whenever you want; should I hold the horse's dick and stop ? )
#2 A father and a son go to a movie theatre. Just before the movie starts
the lights go dim to which :
Son: Baba, Baba ! Yeh lightsan aise kyo hallon se dimmu hotha hai ?
Dad: Yeh kya hain ki beta ! Woh plugsan haina plugsan usko halloo se
nikalthee so !
(Son: Dad ! Why do these lights slowly go dim like this ?
Dad: Son ! They remove the plugs slowly)
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