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Various Joke
Stress Reliever # 1
> >Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag
> >to the office. Why?
> >Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how
> >impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
> >disappears.
> >Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
> >for you?
> >Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to
> >myself, "What other problem can there be greater
> >than this one?"
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 2
> >
> >Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
> >worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
> >Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
> >any worries or troubles.
> >Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 3
> >
> >Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
> >morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
> >Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> >Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 4
> >
> >Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this
> >time of the night?"
> >Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
> >Wife: " What? At 2 am?"
> >Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 5
> >A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you
> >have married me if my father hadn't left me a
> >fortune?"
> >"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have
> >married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A
> >FORTUNE"
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 6
> >Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report
> >card."
> >Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
> >his parents."
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 7
> >
> >"How was your blind date?" a college student
> >asked her roommate.
> >"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up
> >in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
> >"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so
> >bad about that?"
> >"He was the original owner."
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 8
> >
> >A teacher asked her class for sentences using the
> >word 'beans'..
> >"My father grows beans," said one student.
> >"My father cooks beans," said another.
> >Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human
> >beans."
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 9
> >
> >Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe
> >your success as a millionaire?"
> >Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> >Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
> >What were you before you married her?"
> >Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 10
> >
> >Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
> >forever.
> >The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 11
> >
> >A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife
> >after sex?"
> >He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 12
> >
> >Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm
> >the first man you are sleeping with?"
> >Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake
> >with all the others!"
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 13
> >
> >"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON
> >stamps in the U.S.?"
> >Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong
> >side."
> >__________________________________________
> >Stress Reliever # 14
> >
> >A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most
> >in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
> >He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I
> >like your sense of humour."
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Stress Reliever # 15
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak
and exhausted! Are you having three meals a day
as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three
males a day."
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