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    What NOT to Say in a Bar


    A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and yells, "I can lick
    any man in the place!"

    The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says,
    "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a
    gay bar?"

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    A string


    There was a string and he went into a bar he told the bar tender hey pass me a beer. He said I’m sorry we don't serve strings. So he went out in the alley. He looked into a puddle and he saw that his ends were beginning to fray. So he tied himself in a knot he went back into the bar to try once again to get a drink so he said to the bar tender hey pass me a drink the bar tender said hey aren't you that string that was just in here the string said I’m a “frayed Knot!”

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    Bar, I said bar


    two men walked into a bar, one ducked.

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    Skeleton


    A skeleton walks into a bar, he orders a beer, and a mop.

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    I lived by the drinkers Alphabet, great one!!!!!

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    I think you can be granted a Doctrate for all all this research!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good,very good.

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    "You lose arguments with inanimate objects."
    This one is my favorite becuase I have seen my best friend break a manican that he had in his room for some reason becuse he was so hammered.

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    LOL ok guys, i dint find this that funny but u must ov lol

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    Q: Say toast three times. What do you put in a toaster?? A: Bread

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