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The Drinker's Alphabet

Alcohol
The key to surviving college
Beer
The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
Class
What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
Dancing
A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
Emergency
The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
Fucked Up
Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
Games
Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
Hang-over
Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
Idiot
The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
Jail
Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
Kissing
What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
Lord
Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
Money
That which you no longer have due to too much partying
Not Again!
What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
Oh shit!
What you say as you're falling down the stairs
Pee
What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Quilt
What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
Reform
What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
Sex
What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
Ten
The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
Underage
Most of the drinking population in college town
Vodka
The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
Worm
The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X-Ray
How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Yourself
The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Zoned
How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking