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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendz View Post
    What do u call a woman in heaven?
    An Angel
    A crowd of woman in heaven?
    A host of Angels
    And all woman in heaven?
    PEACE ON EARTH!


    haahah tooo great!

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    Nice sms i will share all this sms with my friends...thanks for share this

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    CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.


    CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.


    This one is truly an EPIC !

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    ok I must say the "I will attend your wedding" actually made me lol

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    you r realy an addict

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    Quote Originally Posted by anandrnair View Post
    Love v/s Marriage!

    Love is holding hands in the street.
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


    Love is cuddling on a sofa.
    Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


    Love is talking about having children.
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


    Love is going to bed early.
    Marriage is going to sleep early.


    Love is losing your appetite.
    Marriage is losing your figure.


    Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
    Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


    TV has no place in love.
    Marriage is a fight for remote control.


    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
    Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


    Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"

    Its really funny about the Love and Marriage.I enjoy and laugh well.I hope every one enjoy by tour awesome joke..keep doing this fantastic job.I am also like to do this kind of funny things and i expect more from you..



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    Last edited by misspiggy; 01-09-2013 at 11:58 AM.

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    Haha haha they are some good ones.

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