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    Default Tintu Mon Joks



    Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
    Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
    Achan: Enthayeda result???
    Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

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    Classil urangunna tintumonod
    Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
    Tintumon: Chatukam
    Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
    Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….


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    Default Tintumon in Temple and Funny

    Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
    Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

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    Default Tintumon in Medical Shop

    Tintumon in medical shop:
    Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
    Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
    Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

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    Default Tintumonum, Dundumolum bike yathrayil

    Tintumonum,Dundumolum bike yathrayil
    Dundumol:onnu pathukke pokunne…enikku pediyaakunnu
    Tintumon:pediyundengil enne pole kannadachu irunnal mathi.

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    SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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    “Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

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    Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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    Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
    “Scratch gently to read the answer “


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    Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
    ‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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    Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
    iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

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    Breaking news

    Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA

    Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam

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    Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.

    Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”

    Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”

    Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”

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    “MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
    “Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.
    sweekarikkane.”

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    Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
    Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
    Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

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    “Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
    “Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU മോന്*
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    Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
    Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
    Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
    Tintumon:
    Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

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    Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
    Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
    Teacher:athentha angane?
    Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!


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    Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
    Tintumon didn’t write.
    Teacher: why are you not writing?
    Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….


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    Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
    Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
    Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
    Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”



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    Oru stoppil car nirthiyittu carinte tyre Tintu mon azhikunnathu kanda koottukaran:- enthada Tintu.... tyre puncture ayo?



    Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...



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    Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?

    kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu

    Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichu

    koottukaran:- enthada?

    Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyippo

    nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?

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    Tintumonte veettile kinattil eli (mouse) veenu

    Achan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.

    Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanu

    Tintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)

    kalakiyittundu...

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    Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.

    Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........

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    Tintu in Electronics Lab

    Hotel anennu karuthi electronics labil kayariya vridhan:-"puttundo kazhikan?"


    tintumon:-"undallo, randu type"


    vridhan:-"ethokeya?"


    tintumon:-"input-um output-um"


    vridhan:- "randum oro plate poratte"

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