A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the only people there, and is surprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.
�Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?� he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, �We''re all clients.�
�And you ALL came to pay your respects?�
�No, we came to make sure he was really dead.�
