To Love Some One ...
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
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The New Versions.....
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Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget ! her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get
an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll ev! olve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler
If you! love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.
ERP functional expert
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt,carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets.
