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Teacher and Johnny.....
Teacher: Y are u late?
Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?J
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Johnny: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
Johnny: Not a bit
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TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny : I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "
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TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
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Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
Johnny: "I don't know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
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haha nice .. i knew some of them . : ] like this with the sun and the sign .. :P
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