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One man walks into a bar
A huge and muscelar man wakls into a bar. He sit on the bar and ask the bartender for a drink:
"Give me a pint" (With a high tweety voice).
The bartender laughs at him, and everyone in the bar too, pointing and laughing.
The man goes home frustrated.
He goes again the day after:
"Bartender, give me a pint" (Again with high tweety voice)
Everyone is laughing at him "look at this stupid huge dude, sounds like tweety".
Again, the man is frustrated, goes home.
This keeps like this for about a week untill he has it.
"enough with this crap" he thinks to him self "I should be treated with respect!"
He goes to the doctor and ask for a solution. The doc says:
"Buy a camel, blow him for a week, and try then".
He does what the doctor says, get himself a camel, blowing him for a week. He goes back to the bar, everyone are pointing at him and laugh.
He sits on the bar and ask the bartender:
"Give me a pint sucker!" (Now with a low scarry voice)
Everyone are in shok, get scarred and leave the bar frittened.
The man goes home happy and joyful.
This keeps like this for a week, until one day, he goes back home from the bar and finds the camel all drained out, lying dead in the corner.
He asks his wife: "What happened:confused:"
The wife says: "I don't know!" (With a very low monster voice). :rolleyes:
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha That was very funny!
:rolleyes:
His wife has a voice problem before! Well then Thanks for the camel dude!
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