Hilarious ones...must read...!!!! ( Jokes )

Hilarious ones...must read...!!!! ( Jokes )


Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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How Newton Died?
.
.
He died After seen South Indian Movies..
.
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...

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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

Woman and WIFE....!
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
.
...
.

A girl can not only spoil a man but also machines ;-)

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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
nce upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand … J

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Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Person you are Calling is Buzy with some other Call