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		A cowboy 
		A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
 
 "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
 St. Peter asked.
 
 "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
 
 "On a trip to the Black Soil Plains just out of Walgett, I came upon a  gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to  leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest  and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike  over, ripped out his nose ring, And threw it on the ground. I yelled,  'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!
 
 St. Peter was impressed,
 
 "When did this happen?"
 
 "Couple of minutes ago.."