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factz
STRANGE BUT TRUE
· Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
· The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
· The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
· The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
· Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
· Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!
· The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
· A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
· Most lipstick contains fish scales!
· The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!
· No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
· A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!
· The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
· Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
· A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
· The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
· Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
· The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
· A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
· In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
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Hi All,
This is the Software life …………….
You cry as much as you can, but nobody to hear you.
There are 2 persons always next to you :
1 – The PM(Project Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time we see him/HER.
2 – The TL(Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for us ….. and busy in his world
@ the centre its we (Software engineers), who struggles with all the Bugs/ PR's/CR's/Issues.
The perfect picture is Given Below ......
Scroll Down .................................
{ Team leader -- Developer -- PM. }
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/3993/qwe8rc.jpg
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only for it guys
Hi,
Read This , if you have been in software industry too long these are your
symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in
everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His
milk does zero value
addition to my health but he is the only guy around so
no issues"
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U
by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing
Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush
outside to receive
thecall.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an
outside line.
7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new
girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking
cigarettes,
drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late
working hours.
10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three
people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting
behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not
going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur
friends who are
also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling!!!!
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cool insults
� Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
� Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
� As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
� I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
� At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
� Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
� Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
� I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
� Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
� If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
� Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
� Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
� Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!
� Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
� Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
� Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
� He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
� He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
� You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
� He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory
� He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
� He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
� He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
� He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
� He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
� He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
� How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
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santa jokes(sardar)
SARDARJI JOKES
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
Once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
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a big laugh
One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty for all his bad deeds.
He felt that he should go and apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.
So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there.
Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.
What was he thinking?
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" Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?
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Do we need some extra information to get the joke???
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boys must feel proud
WOMAN has MAN in it .
SHE has HE in it.
Mrs. has Mr. in it.
LADY has LAD in it.
MISTERESS has MISTER in it.
MADAM has ADAM in it.
HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it
and so on the list is never ending
SO NO need to be proud ....Girls
YOU are always incomplete without
Boys....ha ha ha
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what u
malone568 what do you mean i can't get it.
do u find something horrible in my pst.reply that too.those things are always welcomed
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Mobile&Wife
I don't know if it has been already posted . if it so plz do ignore and forgive me . it is just fun here
1. First exciting, and then boring.
2. Accessories make them look better.
3. The slimmer, the better.
4. Time makes you take to new ones.
5. They are annoying, but you feel sorry without them.
.6. You feel less comfortable with good-looking ones, and vice versa
7. Those that are good-looking and comfortable cost you a fortune.
8. And they belong to the capable.
9. You can have more than one at a time, if you are able to deal with them.
10. Sometimes they turn dangerous.
11. The more pleasure you get, the more they cost.
12. You don't want to share them with others.
