Funny S M S Messages

Q: Define Effort
A: where Eflanes land

Q:How many Suicide bombers does it take to change a light bulb
A:NON no one dares go near the thing or they might explode

funny vry very funny

very hilarious haaaaaaaaa

hahaha, hilarisch

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Friendz

Funny SMS Messages
Hey!!!mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
Post them here,try to keep them half clean

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by anandrnair

Love v/s Marriage!

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.


Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"

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I like this one

Hope I enjoy my stay at this comunity! good day! !

Hope I enjoy my stay at this comunity!

good day!
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Originally Posted by athershah

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

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Because it's always good to make a rough draft first before making a MASTERPIECE.



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:rolleyes:

Im confused, but working on it..

really so funny ..

funny :)) and i like it

couple at pizza hut
boy- darling kya khaogi..?
girl- kadhi chawal...

Moral - moral woral kuch nhi or le jao gao wali ko pizza hut me..;)

lol funnies jouks

Not all forum sites have a joke thread. My tummy is hurting! LOL!
Keep it up guys!

short word so good

nice sms are these.

nice funny post.

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Originally Posted by Friendz

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

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haahah tooo great!

Nice sms i will share all this sms with my friends...thanks for share this

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.


CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.


This one is truly an EPIC !

ok I must say the "I will attend your wedding" actually made me lol

you r realy an addict

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Originally Posted by anandrnair

Love v/s Marriage!

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.


Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"

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Its really funny about the Love and Marriage.I enjoy and laugh well.I hope every one enjoy by tour awesome joke..keep doing this fantastic job.I am also like to do this kind of funny things and i expect more from you..



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I love this one...

Haha haha they are some good ones.