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Abu Abed Having Prostate"
Abu Abed was suffering some pain and went to see his doctor who checked him and told him that he had prostate....
Abu Abed went upset and told his good friend Abu Steif about his medical problem...
Abu Steif : Is the doctor sure that you have prostate ? Tell me how did he check you because as I know when the doctor check for the prostate he lies down on the bed, put one hand on your shoulder and the other down to check if you have a prostate...
Abu Abed upset started shouting and screaming
Abu Steif : "What is wrong with you...why did you suddenly started shouting and screaming ?
Abu Abed : " The Bastard ..had his two hand on my shoulder ...!"
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Abu Abed totally stoned asked his friend Abu Steif: "Tell me please where the other side of the street ?
Abu Steif : It is right over there ...
Abu Abed : " Bastards... I was there on that side a while ago and they told me it is over here...!"
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"Abu Abed Working in a Sweet Shop"
Abu Abed was working in a sweet shop "Halwanji", he told his neighbor if you take off your dress I will give you a tray of 'Maamoul".. If you take off your night dress I will give you a tray of "Knefeh"...
if you take off your bra I will give you a tray of 'Baklawa".. and If you take off your underwear I will give you a tray of "Borma"...
His neighbor replied : That means until you reach what is in my mind, I will surely become diabetic
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
