Funny SMS Messages
Hey!!!mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
Post them here,try to keep them half clean :wink:
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Funny SMS Messages
Hey!!!mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
Post them here,try to keep them half clean :wink:
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.... :wink:
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Love v/s Marriage!
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Some pretty Nice ones in here.
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?
Why did God create MAN first, WOMAN second?
Because it's always good to make a rough draft first before making a MASTERPIECE.
peace u guys... lolz!:p
Without ur sms my weekdays are like
"Moodoutday"
"Tearsday"
"Wasteday"
"Thirstday"
"Frightday"
"Sufferday"
and
"Sadday"
Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
some real funny stuff here !! keep it up!!
when u see santaclose packing yourself in a bag, dont worry...he is just making my wish come true...U 4 MY GIFT
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
sms joke from : latest sms
haha so fun
thank you to share
son : television's programs are gives bad influences to us.
father : why it's go that way ?
son : becoz, everytime i changes the channel, i always got beat up by u
lol:):)lololo
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
john 3:16- god gave away his only begoden son...."that is how we know jesus was black"
ps. got mighta created men 1st, but he sure did outdo himeslf on a fine job on the woman ;)
"love, peace, and everything good"
"I think I was born to be a doctor, because whenever I see you, I just feel like taking your clothes off"
☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
☻At this moment i have a déjÃ* vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
:confused::mad::rolleyes::mad:qqqqqqqqqqqqq
wow .
its very nice and funny thread you have posted here
good luck
The last joke is very good
nice share :)
Lol this is hilarious...
I once sent a message to my friend that simply read "Sqwash?"
and he was playing golf when he got it so he just wrote back "Golf."
haha it was funny.. Maybe it dosn't translate to well in a internet.
Lol funny =ddddddddddddddddddddddd
The Last Joke Was Funny
Hahaha cool +;)
hahahah.. thats funny
haha nice love those sms jokes :D
And God said "Let it be light!", and Chuck Noris agreed :)
nice :)) Loool