Why I Never Visit Rich People !!

Reason why I never visit rich people!!

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirs

question: hot or cold?
answer: or?!

then it'll be your turn to ask the host... =)

i didn't think it b4.
thx guy.
wanna ur reply helped me a lot

windows ? linux?

I every heard a joke about windows just like this.

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Excellent! Keep it up man!

Good joke. There will be many rich people who may not even bother to ask these questions.

Nice one indianbaba! :)

haha.. i like it. i want more funny story..

hello, where can i get comic online?

nice joke !!

give more funny jokes
:D

That was a good joke. I think that you should write some more of them.