How HR writes love letter

To,
Mr/Miss X

Sub: Offer of love!

Ref: Meeting in coffee shop!

Dearest x

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of July (Wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of July. at 1400 hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, x-udd on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours Forever,
HR

Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever




Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.




Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you




Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.





Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents



Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

A tragic love story on an engineer


When I was in 12th

She was in 12th



I got B.E

She got B.Com



I was B.E..

She got Ph.D.



I completed B.E..

She got a doctorate.



She got married..

I was preparing for M.Tech entrance..



She's the mother of two children..

I am doing my M.Tech..



Her daughter is in 1st standard

I completed my M.Tech



Her daughter passed 10th ..

I am joining a job..



Now I am settled and looking for a beautiful girl, just like her..

The greatest IRONY

Today is my ENGAGEMENT and her daughter is my 'Wife'�

So Moral of the Story is

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Agle Janam mein Commerce he liyo'

hahhaha..........very interesting!!
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