A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
john 3:16- god gave away his only begoden son...."that is how we know jesus was black"
ps. got mighta created men 1st, but he sure did outdo himeslf on a fine job on the woman ;)
"love, peace, and everything good"
"I think I was born to be a doctor, because whenever I see you, I just feel like taking your clothes off"
☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
☻At this moment i have a déjÃ* vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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wow .
its very nice and funny thread you have posted here
good luck
The last joke is very good