hey guys the hospital janitor, Joe saw a patient running wildly in the corridors.Joe stopped him and asked what was the problem.The patient said, “They are to operate on me today. The nurse said it’s a simple operation, and there is nothing to worry.”Joe tried to pacify the patient, “She was just trying to comfort you, why are you so scared?”
The patient replied, “She was talking to the doctor.” from here : Short funny jokes