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That happen to me once it really suxs, I was at the gym, but my wife just bought a Jaguar and a beach house..........I wish hahahaha.

Well I guess first is good to know there is a special seccion to introduce oneself, hehe , welcome.

Sorry for teh typos lol!!! one , their

This is for me one of the best Hip Hop groups from Monterrey, Mexico. What do u thin about it? Go to watch opne of ther vids.

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The problems with golf
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Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer...

What will you do for golf?
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First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come...

Slow golfers are ahead of us
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a...

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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been...

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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes...

I did all of that?
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This is my first golf lesson
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"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.

"Put...

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Someone died playing golf
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The laws of golf
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Ideas About Science
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Actual Science Tests Report...
These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

Water is composed of two gins,...

Actual Science Tests Report...
These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

Water is composed of two gins,...

Science One-liners
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Administratrium, The New Element

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The astronomy jokes
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Biologist experiment
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