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    I was sitting on daddy's lap

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
    Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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    Out of work mime

    One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into...
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    Everyday I'd have a new one.

    Wife : I wish i was a newspaper,
    So i'd be in ur hands all day.
    Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper,
    So i could have a new one everyday.

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    Friendship between men & women

    On friendship between women:

    A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she
    told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's
    house.
    The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None...
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    A little boy and the clergyman

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading
    a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The
    little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

    The man, who was a priest, said,...
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    Jokes by itschahat

    Teacher: You have to aim for 90%...
    Student: I will get 100% marks.
    Teacher:Mazak kyun kar rahe ho.
    Student: Shuru kisne kiya tha

    Edited by Guttu
    Reason: Dont give links to other sites...
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