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    My site is working now. They sent me the new log...

    My site is working now. They sent me the new log in password. Thank you very much admin.....
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    well, I'm hoping this will be fixed soon... it's...

    well, I'm hoping this will be fixed soon... it's been many days... I really need to upload files on my website....
    Hope it is nothing so serious....
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    Thanks for giving me the update. Will check it...

    Thanks for giving me the update. Will check it out later!
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    you are sorta right... Cyber dating is half...

    you are sorta right...
    Cyber dating is half guilt of going to a strip joint. and you don't show your face in public.... :P
  5. I know.... but it's just been more than a month...

    I know.... but it's just been more than a month since I inquired about my issues.... I'm still being patient...
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    like my case, I have been asking the admin, but...

    like my case, I have been asking the admin, but he never replied to me. My site wasn't upgraded..... :(
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    I'm still waiting for admin's response regarding...

    I'm still waiting for admin's response regarding my recent upgrade
  8. still not got any reply....... help....

    still not got any reply....... help....
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    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his...

    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. 'In English,' he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a...
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    Thank you.. yeah, I love the peanuts one too.....

    Thank you..

    yeah, I love the peanuts one too.. :)
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    A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender...

    A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm...
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    A doctor walked into a bar across from Cedar...

    A doctor walked into a bar across from Cedar Sinai Hospital still wearing his surgical greens and a stethoscope around his neck. As he sat at the bar he noticed that there was a pile of toys next to...
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    A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says,...

    A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve poultry." The chicken replies, "That's ok, I only want a drink."
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    A famous British wit claimed he could make a pun...

    A famous British wit claimed he could make a pun on any topic. He was challenged to make a pun about the queen. He looked concerned, then said brusquely, "The Queen is certainly not a subject."
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    Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave...

    Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits. "Nice looking scars you've got their on your neck!" said one. "Thanks," said the other,"I made them from scratch."

    Two vultures board an...
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    Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other...

    Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"
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    The Cleveland Symphony was performing Beethoven's...

    The Cleveland Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage - about 20 minutes - during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that...
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    If you dream in vivid colors, is that a pigment...

    If you dream in vivid colors, is that a pigment of your imagination?

    If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.

    If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    If...
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    I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world...

    I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.
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    A King ordered the heads of several of his counts...

    A King ordered the heads of several of his counts chopped off because they refused to reveal where they had buried their treasures. As the axes began to fall, one count decided to change his mind,...
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    Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?...

    Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
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    Show me where Stalin's buried and I'll show you a...

    Show me where Stalin's buried and I'll show you a communist plot.
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    Did you hear about the optometrist who feel into...

    Did you hear about the optometrist who feel into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
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    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel...

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour later the manager comes out of his office and asked...
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    A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper:...

    A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: 'I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?'
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